What can I say? The title of the movie sums up EVERYTHING. Michael Myers is not just a psycho in a mask. He is no longer The Boogeyman of Haddonfield, IL. No, no, no, this guy is a fuckin’ murder machine. Michael has ascended into Jason Vorhees territory. A couple of scenes I thought I saw him switching his hips. Michael was definitely feeling himself. … Continue reading Halloween Kills (2021) Review
If you’re a fan of movies like Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then this is the perfect film for you. A group of teens are sent to a camp where they aren’t allowed to use any technology. Its is a timely subject with interesting commentary about being addicted to mobile devices. Couple that with some deformed cannibals and you got yourself a party. … Continue reading Nobody Sleeps In The Woods Tonight (2020) Review
This film was corny but had redeeming qualities. It centered around Marquis (Omari Hardwick), who is a former resident of rural Appalachia. He planned a trip there with his wife and kids but something bad happened. Next thing you know, he was being held captive by a woman named Eloise (Loretta Divine). She delivered a creepy ass performance as a wicked Hoodoo doctor. The story … Continue reading Spell (2020) Review
Does the thumbnail of this post look stupid? Well that coincides with the film. Wrong Turn is not scary at all and a huge departure from the franchise. I don’t know what they were trying to do but it failed miserably. The formula was simple, a group of teenage party goers depart from a main road and find themselves battling for their lives against mutated … Continue reading Wrong Turn (2021) Review
The council reneged on their promise to Negan. He escaped prison/came back, saved Judith in a snow storm, and infiltrated The Whisperers to kill Alpha. So they repay him with exile to some ole dusty ass shack. At this point, if he snaps out, it’s going to be hard to have sympathy for the survivors. The time he spends in isolation caused him to have … Continue reading The Walking Dead S10E22
I don’t know what the hell was going on in “Diverged.” It is the most lacking in narrative. There’s some weird energy between Carol and Daryl. Their relationship is weird as hell. Clearly people are still upset with Carol and the choices she made for the greater good. Even Jerry tried to be passive aggressive with her. Did Carol cause the war with The Whisperers? … Continue reading The Walking Dead S10E21
I am a stan for werewolf movies. There’s something I find fascinating about the deadly creatures. In The Wolf of Snow Hollow, a town is terrorized by a series of brutal murders every full moon. Officer Marshall (Jim Cummings) is charged with finding the culprit while battling with his belief in the supernatural. It’s a nice who-done-it mystery chalked full of humor and graphic displays … Continue reading The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) Review
This show had me in my feelings. It packs a devastating gut punch. Your Honor displays both political and judicial corruption in its highest form. Bryan Cranston absolutely killed it as Michael Desiato. An altruistic judge charged with choosing family over justice. It’s an emotionally disturbing tale that will have you grinding your teeth in suspense. Just so you know, there are some racially charged … Continue reading Your Honor (2020-21) Review
Did the devil make y’all put this long ass subtitle too? If so, we need an exorcist in the studio board room. No need to repeat the title, this movie is decent at best. We’ve all seen demonic possession a million times and this one is no different. There’s no finesse or unique lore added. Just your typical White folk worshiping the devil. Is it … Continue reading The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Review
What a mind fuck! They didn’t have to do my girl Princess (Juanita Sanchez) like that. I had no idea her mental illness and trauma was so severe. Splinter is a great character study that viewers never got to see before the pandemic. The way she was written into the main cast was weird and disjointed. Anyways, she here now. I hope she manages to … Continue reading The Walking Dead S10E20
