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My expectations were low for this movie. I'm a Chris Pratt fan and watched it off his star power alone. I saw no trailers and went in blind. After viewing it this Fourth of July weekend, I can say The Tomorrow War is worth seeing. It is a pleasant surprise with heart, humor, and a…
I want more monster fights and less humans! Millie Bobby Brown is great but did not need to be in this movie. Her little "side mission" with her friend from school and the strange man off the internet was reminiscent of The Goonies. Yet added nothing to the overall story. GvK (Godzilla vs. Kong) is…
This is the best Godzilla movie I've ever seen. Period. It's a return to form for the franchise. The titan was presented in a surprising and unconventional way. Instead of having giant reptilian scales, the exterior of the creature is rocky and volcanic. It was very alien and reminded me of John Carpenter's The Thing…
Children of the 90s are going to love this. Psycho Goreman is the love child of Jeepers Creepers and Goldar. He's a monster that takes pleasure in murdering people, all while being a complete goofball. This film is not to be taken seriously, its a tongue-in-cheek parody of the genre. Think of it as an…
Let me save you a little time. GO WATCH THIS NOW!!! This is a true Lovecraft inspired acid trip. Nicholas Cage plays the patriarch of a small farm. He has a wife and two kids. It's the usual nuclear family trope of the supportive wife, the good kid, and the rebellious sibling. Despite that, the…
I'm so glad to see the zombie genre isn't dead. This is the most unique take on the classic monster that I've seen to date. The Girl With All The Gifts is a simple but satisfying story about the fight for humanity. The future of mankind rest with a girl named Melanie (Sennia Nanua). The…
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I'm usually not a fan of found footage films, but V/H/S made me a believer. It's an anthology film of some pretty fucked up stories. Perfect movie to watch when you have company over. There are jump scares. However, the most terrifying part is the reveal at the end of each short. You may think…
If I only had one word to describe Aliens, it would be tension. They really revved up the creepy horror element in this sequel. Even if you didn't see the first film, the dialogue does a good job bringing you up to speed. The long head Xenomorphs are back and even scarier. They aren't like…
Let me tell you something, CG animation will NEVER look as good as practical effects. The Thing has the most disgusting, disturbing, and downright terrible creatures I've ever seen. It was a true monster flick full of suspenseful moments. Imagine if Clue and Slither had a love child. It's a good time and a film…
Yet another backstory in the Star Wars universe we did not need. I thought the Han Solo character was great as a smuggler with a mysterious past. When he was introduced in the first film, he was presented as an outlaw being hunted, one that isn't afraid to kill in order to survive. He was…