Jingle All The Way (1996) Review

He is the combination of 90s Sentai shows and Marvel's Ironman. December is gone but I'm still in the holiday spirit. One Christmas film that stands the test of time is Jingle All The Way, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. The film has a special place in my heart and you don't have to wait…

8-Bit Christmas (2021) Review

The Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) is a pioneer in the game industry. As a child, my mother gifted me a Super NES. It helped shape who I am today. I consider myself a Nintendo fanboy, and have six of their consoles in my home. My fiancée and I happened upon the trailer while on HBO…

Nightbooks (2021) Review

Alex (Winslow Fegley) is a boy that loves to write scary stories. He is obsessed with all things supernatural. However, things get a little too real when he is kidnapped by an evil witch. Unlike traditional fairy tales tropes, Natacha (Krysten Ritter) is a young woman with horrifying powers that border on demonic. She has…

Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Review

Before I found out who Jim Carrey was, Jim Varney was one of the funniest guys on TV. Every weekend I saw a movie titled under his comedic moniker, Ernest. However, there is one film that stood out from all the rest and that is Ernest Scared Stupid. Released in October 1991, it is about…

Halloweentown II (2001) Review

Looks like this town is always under attack! The residents of Halloweentown might want to relocate. The Cromwell Family is back and puberty hit them hard. These kids are big as hell now. A new threat (sort of) has arisen in the form of magical curses. This time the natives of Halloweentown are targeted more…

Halloweentown (1998) Review

Disney had the best direct to television movies in the 90s. Halloweentown was a hit during the holiday, especially during it's release. A movie full of traditional monsters presented in a lighthearted manner. The monsters were whimsical, colorful, and goofy. Marnie, an overoptimistic teenager, discovers she is a witch on Halloween. Her grandmother, Aggie (Debbie…

Don’t Look Under The Bed (1999) Review

Disney had some pretty good original movies when I was a kid. Don't Look Under The Bed is by far one of the most creepy. It probably won't have you screaming but you will be unsettled. A teenage girl enlists the help of an imaginary friend to help fend off a bogeyman. It's a simple…

Leprechaun Returns (2018) Review

I'm a big fan of the Leprechaun franchise. He's one of the few characters that stood out from the other movie monsters of the 90s. Seems like all the horror classics are getting a makeover these days. Leprechaun Returns continues that trend and manages to stay true to the spirit of the original released in 1993. Leprechaun…

Beauty & The Beast (2017) Review

I have to be honest. Originally, I had no intentions of seeing this film. However, my girlfriend convinced me otherwise. So I decided to relent and it was the best decision I ever made. This movie was extremely entertaining. A bit long-winded but totally worth it. Now I can't stop singing the damn songs. I'm…