8-Bit Christmas (2021) Review

The Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) is a pioneer in the game industry. As a child, my mother gifted me a Super NES. It helped shape who I am today. I consider myself a Nintendo fanboy and have six of their consoles in my home. My fiancée and I happened upon the trailer while on HBO Max. We were hyped to see the laugh fest it … Continue reading 8-Bit Christmas (2021) Review

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) Review

The Ghostbusters franchise is one I hold in high regard. A ritual of my childhood revolved around viewing VHS tapes on repeat and stalking the TV guide for upcoming programs. To this day, I can’t tell you how many times I have seen the first two. Rumors of a third movie with the original cast floated around for over thirty years. I’m happy to say … Continue reading Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) Review

Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2 (2021) Review

The story picked up exactly where the last one left off. The director, Bartosz M. Kowalski, retconned the final scene to make this (the sequel) possible. Immediately turned me off. How the hell he thought it was a good idea to ruin the protagonists from the previous film astonished me. In this installment, the mutant cannibalistic twins literally did nothing but sit on their asses. … Continue reading Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2 (2021) Review

The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) Review

I am a stan for werewolf movies. There’s something I find fascinating about the deadly creatures. In The Wolf of Snow Hollow, a town is terrorized by a series of brutal murders every full moon. Officer Marshall (Jim Cummings) is charged with finding the culprit while battling with his belief in the supernatural. It’s a nice who-done-it mystery chalked full of humor and graphic displays … Continue reading The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) Review

Thunder Force (2021) Review

Ben Falcone needs to stop directing. Period. Thunder Force is a cute parody of the superhero genre. However, it’s riddled with terrible dialogue, enough cheesiness to clog an artery, and poor world building. Emily Stanton (Octavia Spencer) was not relatable whatsoever. She was setup to be a wealthy genius inventor, but had poor security, and only three employees. While Lydia Berman (Melissa McCarthy) played the … Continue reading Thunder Force (2021) Review

Boys from County Hell (2020) Review

Shudder is one of my favorite apps! No, they do not sponsor me. Boys from County Hell came across my radar via Bloody Disgusting on Twitter. It’s not every day you get to see Irish road workers fight a primeval vampire. The story is about an uninspired young man and his domineering father. They are tasked with a construction project that will disturb the town … Continue reading Boys from County Hell (2020) Review