The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Review

Did the devil make y’all put this long ass subtitle too? If so, we need an exorcist in the studio board room. No need to repeat the title, this movie is decent at best. We’ve all seen demonic possession a million times and this one is no different. There’s no finesse or unique lore added. Just your typical White folk worshiping the devil. Is it … Continue reading The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Review

Deliver Us From Evil (2014) Review

Two of my favorite genres working together: crime drama and horror. It’s rare you find a film where they’re married properly. Deliver Us From Evil is about a NY policeman investigating a series of murders linked to demonic possession. It’s a contemporary take on the classic Exorcist theme but differs in execution. Sarchie (Eric Bana) and Mendoza (Edgar Ramirez) team up to combat the unholy … Continue reading Deliver Us From Evil (2014) Review

Color Out of Space (2019) Review

Let me save you a little time. GO WATCH THIS NOW!!! This is a true Lovecraft inspired acid trip. Nicholas Cage plays the patriarch of a small farm. He has a wife and two kids. It’s the usual nuclear family trope of the supportive wife, the good kid, and the rebellious sibling. Despite that, the characters have some complexity. This is established through dialogue and … Continue reading Color Out of Space (2019) Review

The Thing (1982) Review

Let me tell you something, CG animation will NEVER look as good as practical effects. The Thing has the most disgusting, disturbing, and downright terrible creatures I’ve ever seen. It was a true monster flick full of suspenseful moments. Imagine if Clue and Slither had a love child. It’s a good time and a film that still holds up in 2020. Kurt Russell and Keith … Continue reading The Thing (1982) Review

Game Night (2018) Review

Who doesn’t love Jason Bateman? The guy is hilarious and has tremendous dramatic chops. Game Night is a breath of fresh air. It’s one of the funniest movies I’ve seen since Girls Trip. It’s an original story, which is rare in Hollywood these days. A group of friends get together for a night of competitive fun and things go horribly awry. The cast includes Rachel McAdams, Kyle … Continue reading Game Night (2018) Review